We Are All Stories In The End...

felixdawkins:

I can really complain about things now.

(via hellofishfingersandcustard)

larrydelevingnesheeran:

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

(via asparklethatisblue)

Men's Rights Activists: THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.

Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.

Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.

Trans Men: We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.

Men's Rights Activist: ....

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Men's Right Activist: Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...

make me choose

laoih asked: John Porter or John Thornton

(via stillbetterthanthesolarsystem)

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

styxtwig:

I’ve already served my time. HAHAHAHAHHAHA~

Dedicated to my young’un (and mature— age really doesn’t matter) followers headin’ back to school in a few. I’ll remain off in a small part of the internet pretending to be an adult; posting bad jokes while trying to pay off a monstrous debt.

(via lateforerebor)